“The Worst Superpower”
Prompt: Anger.
Here’s the thing: When I get angry, weird things happen. Bad things. Unnatural things.
I’m sure you’ve seen the movies. The ones where emotions control people’s superpowers. The ones where those superpowers are dangerous and out of control but also incredibly cool once they get the hang of it.
Well, my superpowers aren’t quite like that. Somehow, I ended up with probably the dumbest superpower known to literally anyone ever.
When I get angry… I turn into a duck.
Yeah. Just imagine us, in the middle of a heated argument, voices raised and fists about to fly, when BAM! I disappear. But wait, no, there’s something standing in my place. A duck. A quacking, flapping, hissing, snapping duck.
But, on the bright side, the disagreement is usually immediately forgotten.
