“The Dronican Dream”

Author’s Note: This is a Take Ten to Write story and has not been proofread for errors. If I feel inspired or if there’s interest in the story, I’ll post a revised, edited, and extended version at a later date. Happy reading!

Follow.

Follow me to the land of your wildest dreams. Follow me to see the future. Follow me to make your life the best it can be.

On January 18, 3021, the Dronican Dream will be embarking on its maiden voyage. Come aboard to experience the vacation of a lifetime, to free yourself of your troubles, to have the time of your life!

The Dronican Dream is the newest ship in the Droneship fleet. She is equipped with the highest level of Andrunian technology and contains designs created by Havitic Jwillian himself!

Explore the depths of the Sintar galaxy in style, with delicious meals, professional entertainment, and hundreds of specialized tours! Spend your time in the Dream-Pods to have a never-before-seen out-of-body experience! And, as a special maiden voyage treat, come aboard to see Horti Horti Harti perform their newest song, Dreams Do Come True, live!

Now, for a limited time only, tickets for the Dronican Dream’s maiden voyage are 20% off! Book your once-in-a-lifetime trip now at uww.droneshipvoyages.unv!

I look forward to seeing you aboard the Dronican Dream this January!

Final Comments: This one was actually super fun to write. Ads in general, I think, are fun, probably because you’re able to dream up of anything and just make it sound like the most incredible thing ever. That’s considered fun, right?

Overall Rating: 🤣