“I Met A Troll”

If you’ve never met a troll before, you’re lucky. Seriously, I don’t recommend it.

First of all, they’re incredibly rude. They’ll barge into your house at all hours of the day and demand to be fed.

Oh yeah, and that’s another thing. They’ll eat you out of house and home. Literally. They’ll eat your house.

And, as if that’s not enough, they’ll also make completely unreasonable demands. One of them asked me to make him into a horse. A horse! What am I, a magician? (Well I am, but that’s besides the point.)

To top it all off, they’ll never ever thank you. Even after they’ve eaten your house and demanded to be turned into a horse.

So count yourself lucky if you’ve never met a troll. But if you do, never ever invite them in for a snack.