“HGSFS”

Author’s Note: This is a Take Ten to Write story and has not been proofread for errors. If I feel inspired or if there’s interest in the story, I’ll post a revised, edited, and extended version at a later date. Happy reading!

Prompt: Filter.

New Employee Filtration Form
For new employee
Full name: Theodora Nora Bora-Bora
Date of birth: January 15, 59290
Age: 2840
Current address: 382 Mizaxo Drive, Feridak, OW, New Sterni, Asteroid 8C-204JDO
Desired position: robotics lab technician
Please attach evidence of previous work experience below.

Review Notes
For HGSFS
The new employee has not shown adequate evidence of previous work experience related to the field of robotics to be employed as a lab technician. Additionally, the employee’s degree in ancient cultures is irrelevant to the job position. For this reason, the employee will be placed in a paleontology position.

Letter of Employment
Greetings, Mrs. Theodora Nora Bora-Bora.
Effective as of February 29, 562130, you will be employed at Harstowe General Services as a paleontologist. Details of your contract are enclosed.
Good day,
Harstowe General Services Filtration System (HGSFS)

Final Comments: I wanted to try something new and… well… it really didn’t work…

Overall Rating: 😣