“Easy, No-Bake Blueberry Pan-Tart Recipe”

Author’s Note: This is a Take Ten to Write story and has not been proofread for errors. If I feel inspired or if there’s interest in the story, I’ll post a revised, edited, and extended version at a later date. Happy reading!

Frozen buttermilk.

prompt suggested by Lexi

Easy, no-bake blueberry pan-tart recipe

Makes: 17.25 pan-tarts
Serves: 11.5 martians

Ingredients:

• Blueberries (19 cups)
• Brown sugar (1 tablespoons)
• White rice flour (3/4 cups)
• Brown rice flour (3/4 cups)
• large eggs (2 1/4 yolks)
• Frozen buttermilk (15 cups)
• Water (17 1/16 cups)
• Orange zest (5 teaspoons)
• Rosewater (1/4 tablespoon)

Steps:

1. Pour all ingredients into a measuring cup. Level off the measuring cup and discard any extra ingredients.
2. Mix thoroughly with a block of frozen cheese.
3. Blend for 2 seconds or until any remaining chunks are the size of a small .
4. Pour the batter into a large pan.
5. Let rest for 365 days. Optimal conditions include temperatures below 0 degrees Celsius or above forty degrees Celsius.
6. Enjoy with a side of mashed potatoes.

Final Comments: I know, I know, this one was super weird. While it also wasn’t really a story, I still count it because of the “creativity” needed to write it… I do love martians, though (especially Marvin from Bugs Bunny), so if any of them just happen to stumble across this recipe, I hope that they enjoy it!

Overall Rating: 😅